The Robot Formerly Known as Metal

I am Shard, I used to be known as Metal Sonic, Built by Eggman. But I ended up turning on him and joining the Secret Freedom Fighters. But that's in the past, now I wander the Multiverse, seeking aide in saving my universe.

Emerald::Green
Status:Making Friends

((AU RP Blog for Shard, Infinatum Zone))
((Tracking Tags: MetalShard [preferred] and Metal-Shard))

((Marked as NSFW, you have been warned.))
overlord-of-failure sent: "Hey there, Shard. Hm, I quite distinctly remembering you saying I get a kiss when I'm male again.. How about it, then?" Nero was trying his hardest now to have a smug grin on his face.

overlord-of-failure:

metal-shard:

"I remember that too. I was just waiting for you to come to me about it, I knew you’d be here." Shard opened his arms to invite Nero over, it was he who looked smug about it all, "Just try not to pass out when I’m done, ok?"

“… I have a hard time understanding it when people joke, it’s not just you.” he mumbled, avoiding looking at Shard. “Plus, you’re the one teasing me and making dirty jokes, why can’t I?”

"Sounds like you need an upgrade…and you’re not as good at making jokes as I am. If one cant understand them, one can’t make them."

posted on 7/25/2014, with 68 notes (source: metal-shard) — reblog
queenaquaandprincessluna sent: Aqua was lost. She didn't know where she was "Ummm...Hello? Is somebody in here?" She asked looking around

Shard walked out in front of her, “Depends, do robots count?”

posted on 7/25/2014, with 1 notereblog
overlord-of-failure sent: "Hey there, Shard. Hm, I quite distinctly remembering you saying I get a kiss when I'm male again.. How about it, then?" Nero was trying his hardest now to have a smug grin on his face.

overlord-of-failure:

metal-shard:

"I remember that too. I was just waiting for you to come to me about it, I knew you’d be here." Shard opened his arms to invite Nero over, it was he who looked smug about it all, "Just try not to pass out when I’m done, ok?"

“I don’t live in the mansion, I live in the castle. The mansion just happens to be close by. Why, do you want to give the ghosts a show? You sound like you do.” And two can play at that game.

"Doesn’t mean you can’t stop by there for some fun with the ghosts, you know. Did you know you say that a lot? You’re making assumptions based on words you hear, without knowing me well enough to understand they’re jokes."

posted on 7/25/2014, with 68 notes (source: metal-shard) — reblog
the-forsakenlegionnaire sent: Sleeping lien-da on a couch.

Shard has no idea what to do with said sleeping Lien.

posted on 7/25/2014, with 1 notereblog
overlord-of-failure sent: "Hey there, Shard. Hm, I quite distinctly remembering you saying I get a kiss when I'm male again.. How about it, then?" Nero was trying his hardest now to have a smug grin on his face.

overlord-of-failure:

metal-shard:

"I remember that too. I was just waiting for you to come to me about it, I knew you’d be here." Shard opened his arms to invite Nero over, it was he who looked smug about it all, "Just try not to pass out when I’m done, ok?"

“Are you planning on setting it on fire? Cause I don’t think the wildlife there would like that very much.” He laughed a little. “There’s also a haunted mansion nearby, too. I don’t go there very often, however.”

"I don’t really plan on setting things on fire, it just happens when you have a lot of heat based weapons." He quirked a brow, "So are you inviting me to give the ghosts at the mansion a show with you?" Back to teasing, yes.

posted on 7/25/2014, with 68 notes (source: metal-shard) — reblog
overlord-of-failure sent: "Hey there, Shard. Hm, I quite distinctly remembering you saying I get a kiss when I'm male again.. How about it, then?" Nero was trying his hardest now to have a smug grin on his face.

overlord-of-failure:

metal-shard:

"I remember that too. I was just waiting for you to come to me about it, I knew you’d be here." Shard opened his arms to invite Nero over, it was he who looked smug about it all, "Just try not to pass out when I’m done, ok?"

“I wouldn’t really know about that, but whatever you say, Shard. I, er.. Wish you luck on that endeavor anyway..?” He didn’t really know what to say to all of this, but he knows it’s flustering him, and he wants to get off the topic. “Er, so.. Other than showing you my place, there’s lots of forest around and such..”

"That was a hypothetical situation involving me being a ghost…I’m a robot, I can’t die, remember?" He chuckled, and shrugged, "Forests are highly flammable, you know."

posted on 7/25/2014, with 68 notes (source: metal-shard) — reblog
overlord-of-failure sent: "Hey there, Shard. Hm, I quite distinctly remembering you saying I get a kiss when I'm male again.. How about it, then?" Nero was trying his hardest now to have a smug grin on his face.

overlord-of-failure:

metal-shard:

"I remember that too. I was just waiting for you to come to me about it, I knew you’d be here." Shard opened his arms to invite Nero over, it was he who looked smug about it all, "Just try not to pass out when I’m done, ok?"

He raised an eyebrow. “And why exactly would you research that in particular?” he interrogated, curious but regretting asking such a question.

"I wouldn’t just research that, but it does seem to be the most complicated part of an organic’s lifestyle.”

posted on 7/25/2014, with 68 notes (source: metal-shard) — reblog
overlord-of-failure sent: "Hey there, Shard. Hm, I quite distinctly remembering you saying I get a kiss when I'm male again.. How about it, then?" Nero was trying his hardest now to have a smug grin on his face.

overlord-of-failure:

metal-shard:

"I remember that too. I was just waiting for you to come to me about it, I knew you’d be here." Shard opened his arms to invite Nero over, it was he who looked smug about it all, "Just try not to pass out when I’m done, ok?"

“Of course you would, you dirty robot.” Nero huffed, pouting and crossing his arms stubbornly. “You’d probably enjoy seeing me do dirty things, too, I bet.”

"Not just you in particular…I’m not dirty, I’m just curious. I’d do it strictly for research and observation purposes."

posted on 7/25/2014, with 68 notes (source: metal-shard) — reblog
overlord-of-failure sent: "Hey there, Shard. Hm, I quite distinctly remembering you saying I get a kiss when I'm male again.. How about it, then?" Nero was trying his hardest now to have a smug grin on his face.

overlord-of-failure:

metal-shard:

"I remember that too. I was just waiting for you to come to me about it, I knew you’d be here." Shard opened his arms to invite Nero over, it was he who looked smug about it all, "Just try not to pass out when I’m done, ok?"

He quickly got flustered at Shard’s suggestions. “I-I honestly don’t want to do either of those things.. I-I’m sure they’re in neither the bathroom nor my bedroom, a-anyway. W-why are we even talking about this?” he questioned, looking at the ground in embarrassment.

"Because it’s funny to see you get all red face about it. As well as your responses and reactions…if I were a ghost, I know I’d probably watch the living doing dirty things."

posted on 7/25/2014, with 68 notes (source: metal-shard) — reblog
overlord-of-failure sent: "Hey there, Shard. Hm, I quite distinctly remembering you saying I get a kiss when I'm male again.. How about it, then?" Nero was trying his hardest now to have a smug grin on his face.

overlord-of-failure:

metal-shard:

"I remember that too. I was just waiting for you to come to me about it, I knew you’d be here." Shard opened his arms to invite Nero over, it was he who looked smug about it all, "Just try not to pass out when I’m done, ok?"

“Now I’m going to be paranoid that they’re always watching me. Gee, thanks, Shard.” Nero playfully pushed the other bot. “Now how am I to get any privacy to do any of those things, with those thoughts in mind?” Despite this, he was smiling, not at all upset.

"Then give them a show they’ll never forget, so they’ll leave you alone. Or maybe you can learn to enjoy their peeping eyes. I dunno, I’ve never dealt with ghosts before."

posted on 7/25/2014, with 68 notes (source: metal-shard) — reblog